I never had a class on how to interact;
Never learned the protocol for when
I am completely lost.
What do I say when my
Friends all talk about sex
And I am the only virgin in the room?
When is it ok
To start swearing in front
Of someone else's parents?
How far is too far
When teasing friends?
And then there's texting.
That would need an
Entirely OTHER course.
Why is adding a period
To the end of a sentence
So final?
What does that
Smiley face even mean?
Is that sarcastic?
If you were right next to me,
We wouldn't have this
Problem.
I don't REALLY know
What to do when
Someone starts crying.
I can't seem to laugh
At the right times,
For the right length.
I can never decide
When someone wants
A hug or a cuddle.
I can never
Convey that I
Always want it.
I can't seem to differentiate
The difference between
Being Mom
and
Being a caring friend.
I can't tell if he likes me
Or
My vagina.
I can never decide
If he is
Gay or not.
I'm an awful good student.
I have A's in every class.
I think my life would be a lot
Better if someone
Taught me how to interact.
